Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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