just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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