whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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