They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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