She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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