just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
