At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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