I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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