My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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