I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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