i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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