Sponge bath it is.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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