Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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