Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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