Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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