38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I could have mohawked her pubes.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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