You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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