I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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