i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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