This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
try to milk me bitch
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