Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
You can make out without kissing
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