so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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