I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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