i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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