the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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