He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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