I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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