Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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