I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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