Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Sorry about my life...
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
