He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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