I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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