he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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