Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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