In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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