Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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