well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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