Its about making memories worth repressing
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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