Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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