it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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