Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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