i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
