She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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