Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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