All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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