Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Randomize
