I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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