is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
