my mouth tastes like poor choices
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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