doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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