Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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