you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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