Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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