He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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