did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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