How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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